The doctor explained that the illness came from fatigue and worry, and...– Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy. (via annotateandhighlight)
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the-vashta-nerada: one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
bulimiasux: bulimiasux: I THOUGHT V CARD MEANT VISA CARD AND I TOLD MY SISTER I LOST MY V CARD AND SHE SPIT HER COKE EVERYWHERE this isn’t fucking funny anymore guys omfg
vaspim2k13: andrewestes0: I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants. This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen in my life